Breaking News: Kobe jumps over Aston Martin


BREAKING! BREAKING! STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING AND PAY ATTENTION

Ok, its not really breaking. This completely BA ad was posted over a month ago on YouTube.

Doesn’t it piss you off how everything on Fox News is BREAKING. It’s like FOX NEWS ALERT - BREAKING NEWS - four days ago President Bush gave a speech on Iraq troop withdrawl.

Breaking? Really? How much time has to go by before a story is not longer BREAKING NEWS?

Okay, now that we have vented our frustration, we must commend Kobe Bryant for being one bad MOFO.

3 Responses to “Breaking News: Kobe jumps over Aston Martin”

  1. Your Friendly Copy Editor Says:

    That’s “Aston Martin.”

    http://www.astonmartin.com/

    It’s been awhile since my valet took me to the dealership, but this could be the car in the video: http://www.astonmartin.com/eng/thecars/v8vantageroadster

  2. Yo Says:

    Aston Martin…

  3. The Shot Says:

    hey, cut us a break. if you visit this site often, you know that we can’t spell worth a darn.

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